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Thursday, April 10th, 2003
9:41 pm - And another thing
I really should um, get in touch with that Bergil dude.

eh..hehehe... um... :\

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9:21 pm - Your attention please:
Elrond, Elrond and Elros, you are all grounded.

NOW.


Do I really need to explain everything?

Okay FINE.
....Elronds because of this and Elros because this picture angers me;


Incest is BAD, and Alcawyn looks annoyed in that picture. You are all grounded until further notice. and before anyone asks, elwing and earendil said it was okay so y'all can screw off >:(

current mood: pissed off

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Wednesday, January 15th, 2003
1:04 am - SHI
ELROND IS DEAD?>????

current mood: :( :( :(

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Saturday, December 28th, 2002
3:22 am - I am a retired puppet who no longer comments, updates, or even exists!
Dear Middle Earth

The void is lovely. You should visit some time.

Butch and Priscilla like it here. I'll be sad to bring them home next week. :(

Elfhild says hi. Maedhros and Artanis say hi. Fingon Fë-Fë II would say hi if he could talk, I'm sure. Ringwraith Three says hi. A whole bunch of void-dwelling fuckers say hi. I say hi. Wow.

Elros, eat your veggies. Elronds, get some fresh air or something, etc. Brí, don't worry too much about taking care of people. Wolfgang, don't hurt me? Elwing, you left your blue hat here. Eärendil, .... I actually have nothing important to say to Eärendil. Hi. :)

Celebrimbor, we are all proud of you, even if Amrod and Amras act stupid sometimes. Keep up the good work. Your dad's been visiting me, in case you're wondering why you haven't seen him.

Celegorm, your baby is cute. I am sure you will be a wonderful daddy, etc. Be good. Congratulations on the being engaged thing. Be good. I said that already.


Okay I have run out of things to say, so thus ends the letter. Bye everyone.

Love, Maglor

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Sunday, September 29th, 2002
11:43 pm - ...woah.
Something strange happened when I was in Númenor visiting one of my foster-kids.

My eyes got bad, and my hair started growing really fast. So Elros and I went to an eye-doctor.

We both bought lots and lots of new glasses. We rule.

I'm back in Rohan now, just sort of wandering around and hoping Elfhild is okay but being afraid to go and talk to her. :\

current mood: confused

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Sunday, September 8th, 2002
6:57 pm - I am confused.
The Armadillo God-thing seems to have told Elfhild that she is pregnant with Bergil's baby.

Fyodor isn't happy about this. I don't know what to do. I should probably leave again.

We're just going to sulk around Edoras for a while.

MISTER FRODO IS BACK! For a while at least. Maybe Mr. Samwise will come back too! Then I can go back to the shire again! That would be nice. I like it there.

current mood: blah / MR FRODO!!

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Saturday, August 24th, 2002
10:59 pm - Hmm
Since Mister Samwise has gone off to Valinor woth Mister Frodo, and Fyodor doesn't like the new Sams and Frodos very much, I suppose I'm not really needed in the shire.

I guess I'm going to go to Rohan now. No, um, particular reason...

Fyodor says Rohan is nice, anyway.

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3:29 am - me too me too!

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Second son of Fëanor. The Nice one, usually. Also represents his family on the Pansy Council. Talented in music, and foster-father of Elrond and Elros.
Strengths: The only Son of Fëanor who didn't die!
Weaknesses: The, um, pansy thing.
Special Skills: Singing, playing harps, stuff like that.
Weapons: Fyodor!
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Friday, August 16th, 2002
11:54 pm
As soon as my new mun can stop crying over the gone-ness of the old one, I will be an active Maglor once again.

Fyodor says it will be okay.

*sniffles*

*goes back to sleep*

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Monday, August 12th, 2002
4:15 am
I went with His Honor to the gardening convention, and while I was there some dwarf gardeners kidnapped and took me some place and planted me in the ground. You know. For an elf tree to grow. It didn't. I slaughtered.. um I .. said goodbye to them, then I sat in a tree for two and a half weeks.

Elfhild has Bergil now.

At least Fyodor still loves me.

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Tuesday, July 23rd, 2002
3:21 pm - i will just ignore that crazed dog
Fyodor and I have gone with Mr. Samwise to the gardening convention.

I love you, Elfhild. I'll be back soon.

Plants are nice.

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Sunday, July 21st, 2002
8:17 pm - um.
Incidentally, I grabbed Mr. Frodo and Mr. Samwise and Elfhild and The Abortions ((and Bingo if his mun wants)) after the wedding and we're on our way to Rivendell.

.. yup.

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Thursday, July 4th, 2002
2:16 am - you could find better things to do than to break my heart again.
I should have jumped in that fucking crevasse like Maedhros.

*whimpers*

I bet it heard me singing!!!

If it speaks to me, I'll cry.

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Tuesday, July 2nd, 2002
5:20 pm - yeah
*is for some reason holding a heavy blunt object and playing hide and seek with one of Mr. Samwise's offspring*

*is chasing it when collides with Mr. Samwise's wife*

*heavy blunt object falls on skull of aforementiond wife*

... oooooops.

current mood: oh dear!

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Saturday, June 29th, 2002
2:31 am - goo goo g'joob
I can't find Mr. Samwise anywhere!!!!!

I HAVE FAILED FAILED OH ERU I HAVE FAILED etc.

*eats lembas*

I am the walrus.

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Thursday, June 13th, 2002
1:25 am - EVIL EVIL IS BACK EVIL
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

*has seizure*

I might try catching that kid virus just to avoid that fucking piece of fucking rock!

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Saturday, May 18th, 2002
6:12 pm - hi
Frodo Baggins is right.

Fyodor (who is not just a ridiculous panda bear) and I will protect Samwise Gamgee, no matter what. I am His Very Own Elf, after all. All this in between being a professional elf.

Fyodor can call flocks of locusts (well, fine, ladybugs ok) to him and I have some nail scissors and a flick knife and a gun.

I am anti-violence but not anti-protection of the reason why we're all still here.

Sancho, touch him and you're dead, fucker.

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Sunday, May 12th, 2002
7:04 am - Happy Mothers' Day
Hi Mother!!!

We all got you a present.

I guess Celegorm got it too, sort of, though he still has to pay me back.. never mind.



There you go!! Sorry Amrod chewed on the doorknob so it's slimy and sticky.

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Monday, May 6th, 2002
3:04 am - i am maglor, and i am rambling on about nothing:
A lot of people around here like injuring or killing things. I've said this before, and even though it's going to make me sound pathetic, I would not only likely fail dreadfully at killing something, but I wouldn't even want to.

I know my brothers and I had our uh.. moments, in the past, and I've been sort of violent to the voice inside my ear, but I've come to learn that violence is really quite sickening and I want absolutely no part in it - unless it is threatening the whispers away, then it's quite necessary.

Maybe some people find it interesting, like Araw, but what's the point? Killing something is the ultimate selfish act. It's not that nice to be selfish. Even if they do come back around half an hour later from Mandos with a new and possibly more attractive body than before.

As well as that, my brothers and I are hated by some people - but I'd like to point out that if you are to hate us for anything or suspect us for being evil, the person you should direct your feelings towards is Celegorm.

That's right. Absolutely everything that ever has, is, or ever will go wrong with us is Celegorm's fault.

He led Curufin astray and he told Maedhros to jump into that fissure, he gave us Chinese burns until we agreed to accept that oath, and he has implanted a chip behind my ear which he speaks into. He also put a barcode on the back of Caranthir's neck.

Don't let that stoned expression and that cigarette hanging lazily between his lips fool you. Sometimes he likes to wear sailor suits to look innocent but that's just part of his trickery.

Curufin, on the other hand, is like Aslan himself. He is an angel, perfectly good hearted and completely without the ability to even think evil thoughts. Sadly, his tenderness and vulnerability have made him a ripe victim for Celegorm's sick and weird corruption.

My other brothers are okay. I am closest to Maedhros and Caranthir. Maedhros is spoilt. And demanding. And he has an ego bigger than the fissure he likes to throw himself into. But.. he's not so bad. I guess you could say I miss him when he's falling into the depths of the earth. He's my favourite brother almost He can be nice.

Caranthir is sweet and wonderful and kind.

Amrod is fucking insane and I don't know when last he showered.

Amras is alright, I like giving him illicit drugs sugarcubes.

Other people I like... Elrond, Elros, Vardamir, Elrohir, Elanor Gamgee... Elfhild.

I really, really, really like Elfhild.

Yeah. I should go. Fyodor is hungry.

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Sunday, May 5th, 2002
4:50 am - Hi Elfhild
Um, I wrote some songs, heh heh. I hope you like them.

And everyone look at the dumb songs Maedhros wrote! Haha!

Yeah.

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